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    Crime and Etiquette

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    Two hit men named Peabody and Sherman looking for money owed to “The Boss” wait to meet the borrower in a bar called the Rotting Badger. During a series of ridiculous slaughters, they discuss the ethics and code of conduct of criminals – a new wave of criminal behavior stemming from a book written for the modern, moral crook. Bill – the criminal’s criminal – tries to sway traditional mobster Peabody to the new way of thinking, much to Peabody’s chagrin.

    Produced at St. Patrick’s German Parish Hall, Toronto, May 9, 11, 12, 13, 16, 18, 19 , 20, 2001.


    • R.J. Downes


    • R.J. Downes

    Stage Manager: 

    • Rob Downes

    Costumes by: 

    • Mary Downes


    • Nicole Crozier
    • Luc de Bruin
    • Trevor Hawkins
    • Lorne Hiro
    • Allen Keng
    • Regan Macaulay
    • Conor McCreery
    • Genevieve Parent
    • Jason Reilly
    • Kevin Risk


    • May 9 – 20, 2001. Published in 2014.

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